amanda brooke and the tumblr of DOOM.
Call me a cynic, but I doubt you believe that.
Amanda Brooke Perrin Headshot
( I need to put this here for submissions… I’m not just posting this because I think I look awesome in it… because let’s face it… )
Def Hef.
Stop everything. Put down your pop tart. Hugh Hefner and his fiance Crystal Harris have broken up. TRUST ME, I am just as shocked as you are.
Harris (25) called off the wedding earlier last week saying that she didn’t think it was “the right thing” for her to do and that she’s been having “second thoughts” on getting married to Hef for a while.
What is there to think about?? Hefner is 85 and doesn’t look a day over 90! What girl wouldn’t be happy riding off into the sunset on his scooter at 15 MPH?
Guys, I’m tired of seeing Hef get hurt. For serious. Therefore I have created a list of women Mr. Hefner should consider courting.
3. Betty White. I know she is a bit older than what he typically goes for, but can you even imagine the white haired fierceness that this power couple could bring to the table? Plus, how amazeface would it be if Betty was the next cover model for Playboy?! I will create the Facebook page.
2. Lady Gaga’s grandma… Lady GramGa. Crazier than Gaga but because of her age she just comes off as senile.
1. Amanda Brooke Perrin. I’m 23 years old, single and still living at home. IT’S. PERFECT. Hef! I would never hurt you (unless I hugged you too hard by accident.) I am scared of getting intimate and you are probably not even interested in it any more! I will cook you all of your favourite meals… like oatmeal and pudding!
I’ll be waiting by my phone… because he’s probably not very good with computers.
My research shows: Most Canadians will take a picture with you if you have a sign and a smile. #bestsummerjob #bestcanadianpeople @comedynetwork
I think it’s safe to say that this guy’s vote counts for all of Scotland. #bestsummerjob @comedynetwork #Haggis
I handed these out because I AM A SOCIAL MEDIA PIMP. Where my Twitter hoes at?! @comedynetwork #bestsummerjob
This is me with Greg Daniels, the co-creator of Parks and Recreation. He endorsed this photo but not before saying “But what if you’re some kind of racist?” #imnot #bestsummerjob @comedynetwork
Tim from the Canadian Comedy Awards supports me in my journey. Moments after this we started a prayer circle. #bestsummerjob @comedynetwork
TWITTER GETS IT. WE’RE THE SAME. IT FEELS SO RIGHT. #whispertalking @comedynetwork #bestsummerjob
Also… shout out to my friend Jeff Toth! #hollabackbrah
